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24 June Kids DVD's???So, I'm hanging out at Kelly's and having a fabulous time. She has an LTD catalog that I was looking through and I found this. (click here) It may not seem like much at first glance, but then you should note the name of the DVD in the front lower right corner. Beepers, Tweeters & Peckers. Ummmm, okay, apparently I'm really dirty minded because this totally made me laugh out loud!!
Enjoying the day, hope you're enjoying yours!! I hate morningsEvery single morning my alarm goes off and I think
"I don't WANNA get up!!"
Every Single Morning!
It never ends. It doesn't matter how little or how lot of sleep I've had. It doesn't matter what temperature it is. It doesn't matter how many times I hit the snooze button. I never, never, NEVER want to get out of bed.
This morning was particularly bad because I drank Coke all night long last night while helping my friend Staci list stuff on eBay to make some money for Lifest. So, I got home, watched the Pilot of Alias while listening to my clothes dry. I had to dry them because I needed a shirt for work this morning. Which is the other half of my peeve. I love my job at Curves, but being up by 630 on a Saturday is so not working for me! Well, it is working, I'm just less than ecstatic about it. Which is beside the fact that I fell asleep on the couch sometime after one and woke up after two and crawled into bed. And, apparently, didn't get any good, restful sleep in bed because my eyes are burning so bad!!
In spite of all of that I am up and done gettign ready early enough to post this up quick. Not entirely sure what prompted me to share my standard morning reluctance, but there it is. I'm very excited 'cause I got to spend like 5 hours at Staci's last night and I get to spend today with Kelly and her kids. I
How are your mornings? 21 June Carlo . . .Yesterday I was driving home from work and I saw this car. It was next to me at a stop light. I looked over and saw the brakelight had one of those brakelight covers that said "Carlo." I thought, HOW VAIN?? Why would you have brakelight covers custom made with your name on them! Then the light turned green and he pulled away. As he was pulling away I looked at the other brake cover and it said "Monte." Ok, so I feel kinda dumb. He got covers for his Monte Carlo that said Monte Carlo!!! That's not his name!! He's not vain at all!! Well, he might be vain, but not because of his brakelight covers. So, I was driving along laughing at myself for like 10 minutes. I was VERY amused by it. 16 June Chaps anyone??So, I came into work half an hour early just so that I could get on here and post this message. I even started a new category just for this. I may end up making this a regular addition. Mostly because I have REALLY weird dreams in the mornings. Well, I probably have really weird dreams all night long, but I only remember the ones I'm having when I wake up from them.
Anyway, I had this dream this morning and woke up hearing my mom get ready for work so I knew I could go back to sleep. So, I did go back to sleep. But, when I actually got up, I decided I should get in here and tell you my dream. I think it's very funny, just because it's very bizarre. But then my dreams are always quite bizarre... So..... enjoy it!!
Part 1:
I receive this envelope in the mail. A priority envelope with the tear strip thing to open it at the top. I don't know who it's from. But, somehow, I kinda know (like you know stuff in dreams, right?) that it's off of a wishlist I have somewhere or something and that it's a gift. I take out this pair of pants that are kinda confusing. It takes me a minute torealize what's wrong with them. Where your behind is at there is like mosquito netting or something. Like, totally see through netting. The actual pants, from the back, look kinda like chaps would look. So, only your butt is exposed. So, then I'm trying to decide when and where to wear them, only because I want to mess with people and see what they say about my fabulous butt. So, I try them on and decide to make some adjustments and then, suddenly, my dream is something else I don't actually remember. I did dream later about wearing them out somewhere and that's all I remember. The pants with no behind in them just totally cracked me up, AND the fact that I thought I should actually wear them and would look fabulous in them!!!
Part 2:
Later I dreamt about me doing standup at like a high school auditorium. I tried to start out with "Stump Mouse"* but that apparently didn't really work. So, later I was standing in the hallway, in my chaps-fabulous-pants no less, and a guy friend of mine is telling me that it wasn't really very good and that he didn't get the jokes, and if you know him (Phil) he was making some of his faces. Now, here is the funny part. He says something about
"The only cult that doesn't slash tires??"
What is that?? Apparently I made some kind of joke like that. Where did that come from?? Very confusing, and yet SOOOOO amusing.
* If you're wondering, Stump Mouse was a "game" that my friend Mike made up a couple years ago at a wedding reception. You see, I have stories about almost anything you can think of. Well, Mike decided it would be funny to play "Stump Mouse" where they say anything they want and see if I have a story about it. No one else really wanted to play, but after a few minutes he suddenly says "Grasshopper!" To which I had to reply: Are we really playing? 'Cause I do have a grasshopper story . . . 15 June What to write . . .Well friends, it has, obviously, been a very long time since I wrote. It will probably be awhile before I get back to this again. But, in the meantime, I get an "Everyday Cheapskate" newsletter and it had these tips in it today. Very interesting ideas and certainly worth sharing. So, enjoy!!!
Can you imagine how much money we've spent collectively trying to find the perfect product to remove tomato-based stains from our plastic storage containers and other plastic items in our homes? I'm sure I've done my part. But no more: Now I have all I'll ever need to get the job done. And it's free! NATURALLY CLEAN: Because I grew up knowing this simple and free way to remove tomato stains from fabric and plastics (like Tupperware and high-chair trays), I thought everyone knew. But apparently not. It couldn't be easier or cheaper! Simply wash the item as usual, then lay it in the sun to dry. Pure, natural, God-given sunshine works whereas man-made light doesn't to remove the tomato stain. -- Jennifer A., South Carolina DRIP-PROOF: I found a great way to clean my chandelier. First, hang an umbrella upside down from the light fixture. Fill a small spray bottle with warm water and 2 tablespoons rubbing alcohol, and give the chandelier a good spray. Any drips will be caught by the umbrella. -- Jesse S., Missouri DRIP-ENABLE: My husband punches a few small holes in the lip of the paint can so that excess paint doesn't collect on the rim. The holes allow the paint to fall back into the can. Putting the lid back on isn't nearly as messy anymore. -- Kelly V., California PREVENT DRYER FAILURE: The best way to clean the little lint screen on a hairdryer is with a toothbrush. This will prevent the hairdryer from overheating and help it to live a longer life. -- Monica B., Washington GRINDER CLEANER: To keep my coffee grinder clean, I run cornmeal through it from time to time. When I'm done, I just pour it out and brush any remaining debris with a small paintbrush that I use just for this purpose. - Name withheld NONSLIP SLICING: To keep my cutting board from slipping around, I put it on a dishtowel and then on the countertop. -- Marjorie D., Ohio HOLY CLEAN: At church functions, we put a baking bag (turkey size) in the slow cooker first to keep the nacho-cheese sauce from sticking or burning, and then have a simple cleanup or save the leftovers in the bag. -- Lori F., e-mail SHAMPOO FOR STAINS: As the mother of several children who get their share of boo-boos, I have found that shampoo works well to remove blood stains from clothing. Any brand of plain shampoo (cheapest works as well as any) used with cold water will take the blood out quicker than anything. -- Julie F., e-mail ANTI-ITCH, TOO: If you have a mosquito bite that itches, just rub your deodorant on it and instantly the itching stops. But you have to reapply after showering. -- J.L., Michigan SPARKLING VASES: I use liquid automatic-dishwasher detergent to get the "stuff" left in the bottom of the vase from flowers left there too long. It works great on just about anything that needs to be scoured. Simply pour some in, add hot/warm water, and swish. Works like a charm every time. -- Camille F., Texas 02 June Finnish Disco Dancing, don't miss this!!!Ok, Davezilla*. I agree. You haven't truly lived until you've watched Finnish Disco Dancing lessons. Go here to see it. Very amusing, even if you have no idea what he's saying.
*as noted in a previous post. I do not recommend looking through the Comments, nor do I recommend his site if you don't have the slightest bit of a sick sense of humor. If you like your humor as clean as a whistle and get offended at anything else. Don't bother. |
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